This is one of the most anticipated trips of the year for me. Since I was a kid, I have always wanted to go to Australia. Somehow, I think I will need a big knife or something. I really hope I have to wrestle a crocodile or box a kangaroo or something. I hope I can figure out the Australian Rules Football thing. I hope I do not have to sit through a whole Cricket match. (What is that game anyway?) I hope I don't die from a poison fish or man eating plant or or Hoop Snake or from one of the other 67.8 unique ways you can be killed in OZ.
Wish me luck that I don't get lost in the outback. Just sounds exotic saying it that way.
As I said, I have always wanted to go. I think that maybe it is like a full time Mad Max set. You know, your mind does strange things to you when you are a kid. I always thought that when I did go, I would travel through the outback in a jeep or something like that. This trip will not be like that, but I am still hoping for the Kangaroo ride.
I can dream, can't I?