It's National Oatmeal Day!

Surely this is a holiday on the level of Christmas, or way more than my birthday or even more than National cold cereal day. 

National Oatmeal Day is exactly 2.24 times better than Trekworld.  National Oatmeal Day is nearly 4.32 times better than my birthday.  National Oatmeal Day is much better than Christmas, precisely 2.67 times better.

If you are a betting person, you are probably thinking that I am totally screwing with the math here.  Especially, given that I have said that Flip Flops are better than my birthday and I made a previous statement about the value and endorsement of daily burrito eating (exactly √45.63÷6.1 times better, but you have to divide that by the number of days since your last burrito to get an exact number - math is hard). 

So, enjoy your oatmeal day.  Go ride your mountain bike or your road bike or your motorcycle.  In other words, eating oatmeal is best celebrated by riding something with 2 wheels.  4 wheels is so gauche.

Cheers.

Joe

 

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Comments

[Sylic]

You've got some great anecdotes and I like your sense of humor. Please update more often! Awesome blog!